Monday, November 24, 2008

GODZILLA WEDS 1,500-FOOT-TALL ELDERLY JAPANESE MAN
BIG STEP FOR GAY RIGHTS, ADVOCATES PROCLAIM
"HOMOSEXUAL UNION JUST FOR OLD MAN'S MONEY", CRITICS SAY
WHAT THE FUCK? SAY PEOPLE NOT FROM JAPAN

Do you take this gigantic radioactive lizard to be your lawful wedded... uh, spouse?

Says American actor Raymond Burr:
ONCE THERE WERE MANY PEOPLE WHO COULD TELL OF THIS DESTRUCTION... NOW THERE ARE ONLY A FEW
"...My God."

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